Woofstock is over; many, many thanks go out to my Mom, sister Maija, her boyfriend RJ and our dear friend Jon-Jon, who slept very little, donned my company t-shirts and talked to tens of thousands of people pushing chihuahuas in strollers and walking poodles with lime green mohawks. We never could have done it without them. The people who attend this festival are
serious dog lovers - you get me? If I never see another Yorkie wearing a rhinestone studded jumpsuit with matching barettes and boots, a visor and "doggles", it will be too soon. I saw so many ridiculous dog products like:
1. Dog Temporary Tattoos. The text on the back of this poor miniature Pinscher read, "What's up, Punk? Do I look funny to you? Get used to it, Fool!"
2. $500 GPS collars so you can always find your dog
3. Animulets - healing jewelry for dogs
Of course, the existence of people who treat their dogs like they're Paris Hilton is good for us! We got a lot of interest in our pet photography, and I met some fantastic contacts for the future. Now, I've got a huge vat of ballots (for our free photography session) in my living room, and I need to find the time and the right program to quickly generate a database of info provided by 3500 patrons.
To be honest, toward the end of the second day, our faces were stuck in perma-smile, achy and beaver-esque. We talked on and on and on, in English, Japanese, Cantonese, Mandarin and French and the crowds never let up. I was even able to enjoy my favourite "guilty pleasure"; overhearing Chinese people talking about me and blurting out something at just the right moment. I just
love seeing the looks on their faces, especially when they've just said something they don't want me to know. Since marrying Kaz, it happens much less frequently because no one is really sure if he understands Chinese. (He's started yelling "Hou mah-fahn" at anyone who crosses him in Chinatown, which I don't try to discourage because it sounds more like he's yelling "very cat rice" instead of "very annoying". And how can you be angry if someone calls you Cat Rice?)
Speaking of my precious baby, it's his birthday on Thursday and he's depressed and whiny about turning 29. I previously thought that only women were so neurotic about their age, but I see I was wrong about that. He keeps talking about "dying first" and sending his body back to Japan, and other morbid topics, which I find comical. (Though I did have one horrible nightmare about him being in an accident and me not having the language skills to notify his family). I figure a birthday trip to Susur and the partaking of a seven-course tasting menu will cheer him up. I'm not sure how cheerful I'll be after spending $300 on one meal, but food is one of his great pleasures, and I can always eat nothing but oatmeal for the month of July to relieve my guilt, guilt I will feel for both irresponsible use of money and all the calories contained in morsels of silky squab liver mousse served on five-spice cookies and its other culinary-masterpiece affiliates.
To anticipate your question, this
is a surprise for Mr. Ehara; I'm relying on his deep-ceded hatred of reading to keep him from discovering my plan as outlined here. I have more details to work out, and an appointment with my stylist (for the TV show) tomorrow morning, so I bid you farewell.